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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
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"Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too..."
"A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large."
"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""
"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."
"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"
"Why did the cookie get fired from his job? He came to work baked."
"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."