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Joke of the Day

"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."

"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."

"Have you heard about McDonald's new Hillary Clinton Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."

"one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought ""oh the horse is trained for stairs"" and then they both fell"

"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""

"Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!"

"Little known fact: Impotent men watch soft porn."

"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"