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Joke of the Day

"ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET."

"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They're both full of ripped assholes."

"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."

"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"

"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi."