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Joke of the Day
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"
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"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."
"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."
"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."
"There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house."
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
"Me: Hi, thanks for meeting with me. Oh is it pronounced Caroline or Carolynn? Her: anything is fine Me: ........ok Sarah, let's get started."
"Where do nieces and nephews come from? Aunt holes"
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"