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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"
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"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"
"If you're class of 2020.... then you must have a vision for the future."
"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"
"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"
"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee i'm not picky, anything but black will do"
"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."
"What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!"