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Joke of the Day
"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."
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"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."
"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."
"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."
"If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?"
"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."
"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it."
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."
"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"
"So there's this guy that does nothing but masturbate and watch Netflix all day... Oh wait... That's me."