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Joke of the Day

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."

"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"

"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."

"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"

"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."

"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"

"What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin"