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Joke of the Day

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."

"I hate Japanese books. They always ruin the ending."

"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."

"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"

"Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. "

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"

"I read that 30% of the internet is pornography and that really makes me disappointed in humanity... ...70% of the internet is being completely wasted."

"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"

"I realize I put this off but how much weight can I lose in 2 hours?"