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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command."

"Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They've already screwed everything"

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."

"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."

"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"