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Joke of the Day

"I went to a karaoke bar last night. I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"

"BlackBerry: being significantly less obvious than a magazine to carry into the office shitter since 2002."

"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"

"If you can't handle me at my worst then I should probably pull myself together and be considerate of others."

"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"

"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."

"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."

"What comes after L? Bow"

"Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy? 5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby? 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it."