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Joke of the Day
"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"
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"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""
"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."
"If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well."
"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."
"My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said ""can you hear me?"""
"Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says ""Hey Mr. Pirate, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate says ""Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts."""