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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content."

"Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else."

"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"

"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"