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Joke of the Day
"My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said ""can you hear me?"""
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"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."
"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."
"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"
"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"
"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"