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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

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"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."
"Just saw a commercial for ""affordable napkins"" and now I feel stupid for buying all these diamond-encrusted ones."
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"I am hoping to have a gay child So that one day he/she will come to me and say ""Dad, I'm gay"" To which I will reply ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""