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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."

"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"

"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"Just saw a commercial for ""affordable napkins"" and now I feel stupid for buying all these diamond-encrusted ones."

"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."

"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."

"I am hoping to have a gay child So that one day he/she will come to me and say ""Dad, I'm gay"" To which I will reply ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""