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Joke of the Day

"*In the ER* ""We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"" ""How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"" ""Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"""

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm clock, I yelled fuck and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex"

"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"

"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"

"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."