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Joke of the Day
"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"
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"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says its kind of hot in here. The second one says HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin."
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"
"I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever"
"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"
"*accidentally summons malevolent demon at a seance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY"
"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."
"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"