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Joke of the Day

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."

"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world!"

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."

"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."