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Joke of the Day

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"Caught my wife cheating with the neighbor today so I smashed our big screen tv onto his head. That will teach them to prewatch the jeopardy dvr and try to outscore me without me knowing!"

"How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going? He pushes Melania out of bed."

"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"

"best joke ever.. HL3 confirmed"

"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."

"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."

"I didn't spend 8 years designing this hotel so I could listen to a bunch of touristy complaints about the small cameras inside the toilets."