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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"
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"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."
"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""
"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
"69% People can find something dirty in every sentence. And you are in those 69% :D"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""
"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"
"What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."