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Joke of the Day
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""
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"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"
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