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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed."
Next Joke
"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door."
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."
"Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?"
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""
"how do you call a white racist whitler"
"BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same"
"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"
"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."