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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."

"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"When I was a kid my mother stopped breast feeding me. I asked her why and she says ""hey, I just wanna be friends."""

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"How do you ruin a joke? By explaining it. Because you know, jokes are supposed to be understood implicitly, without you having to say the reason behind why the punchline is funny."

"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."

"Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what's your story?"

"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"

"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."