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Joke of the Day
"What kind of wine do bears drink? Maulbec"
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"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"
"What do you call your last girlfriend's vagina? Xbox"
"I went to the doctor last week for a bad headache When he reached for his pen to write my prescription, he pulled out a rectal thermometer. ""Shit"", he said, ""Some asshole has my pen."""
"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."
"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."
"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."