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Joke of the Day

"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"

"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"

"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."

"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"

"I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies."

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?"

"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."

"What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas"

"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"