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Joke of the Day
"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."
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"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"
"My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."
"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."
"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."