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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."

"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."

"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"

"CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out"

"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."