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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."
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"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""
"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."
"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"
"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."
"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."
"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"
"Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again"
"Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway."