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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."
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"The difference between polygamy and monogamy. Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many."
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"
"If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say ""like"""
"Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit."
"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""
"I always get Naan bread from the supermarket I don't know why, she's been dead for 30 years"
"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."