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Joke of the Day
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
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"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"
"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""
"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""
"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"
"The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it."
"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."