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Joke of the Day

"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."

"The Atom and the Cation The Atom says to the Cation, ""who's in charge around here?"" Cation: ""I am!"" Atom: ""Are you sure?"" Cation: ""I'm positive!"""

"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."

"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."

"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"

"*wakes up* well, it looks like its that time again. time to do just enough activity to convince my body that it needs to go back to sleep"

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"

"Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking It's as hard as it is to start flossing - Mitch Hedberg I miss this man every day :("