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Joke of the Day
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
Next Joke
"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."
"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a banana."
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
"Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead"
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
"I always forget the name Lance is short for ""Ambulance"""
"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""
"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."
"It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs."