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Joke of the Day
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
Next Joke
"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."
"Joke of the week... /r/leagueoflegends Lmow"
"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."
"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."
"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"
"Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq."
"Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts"
"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."