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Joke of the Day

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."

"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."

"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"

"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"

"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."