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Joke of the Day
"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."
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"I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock."""
"So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper."
"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."
"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."
"I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes Probably why I'm an only child."
"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"
"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
"they'll never listen to us Wife: I lost my keys again Me: Its in your jeans Wife: Don't drag my family into this"