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Joke of the Day

"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"

"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives Badum tsh"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast."

"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"