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Joke of the Day
"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"
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"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"
"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."
"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"
"My doctor said I have hemorrhoids... but I think he is wrong: everybody says I am a perfect asshole!"
"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""
"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."