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Joke of the Day

"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."

"If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you hijacking?"

"Whats the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza A large pizza can feed a family of 4"

"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"My favorite kinds of people are sandwiches."

"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"