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Joke of the Day

"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"

"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"

"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."

"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"

"Justin Beiber's entire entourage has abandoned him... after hearing you can catch cancer from cunts."

"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."