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Joke of the Day
"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."
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"Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!"
"I just released my mixtape in Tianjin. It was da bomb. Too soon?"
"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads"
"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."