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Joke of the Day
"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"
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"Why does everyone hate Hitler? The man was a hero... After all he did kill Hitler"
"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."
"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."
"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."
"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"
"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."
"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""