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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."
"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"
"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."
"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."
"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."