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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."
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"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"
"What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child."
"I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war. I wonder if he was mowed down?"
"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*"
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"My daily horoscope says I just lost all of my decent followers by posting my daily horoscope on Twitter."
"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."