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Joke of the Day

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. ^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0"

"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""

"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."

"I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes."

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."