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Joke of the Day

"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."

"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."

"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."

"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"I was going to get married once... ...but then I got sick with cancer."

"What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube? Fire in the hole!"

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."