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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"
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"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."
"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."
"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."
"Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it."
"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"