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"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""
"I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* ""your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"""
"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"A beautiful woman is walking down the street..... A man says to her ""can I smell your pussy?"" She shouts ""No!"" He replies ""Oh, It must be your asshole."""
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!"
"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"