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Joke of the Day

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"

"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."

"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"What do you call a bee from US? USB"

"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."

"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."

"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""