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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."

"Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying ""Happy Presidents Day, sir"" with a wink"

"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."

"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."

"Two Irish men talking. - I saw my girlfriend going to the movies with another guy the other night. - Oh my god. Did you follow them? - No. - Why not? - I had watched the movie before."

"Sam Adams is the main reason I know what season it is."

"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"