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Joke of the Day

"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"

"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."

"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"

"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."

"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""

"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"

"BBC News: Internet trolls face longer sentences. The news comes as Twitter have announced they will be increasing the number of characters from 140 to 200."

"""Lifehack"" is now just synonymous with ""action."" ""A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"""