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Joke of the Day
"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"
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"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."
"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."
"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"