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Joke of the Day
"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."
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"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"
"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."
"hungover at 22: dag gonna be 9 minutes late for work at 39: ...finally, to my faithful cat elroy i leave my cache of nagano '98 olympic pins"
"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."
"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"