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Joke of the Day

"BBC News: Internet trolls face longer sentences. The news comes as Twitter have announced they will be increasing the number of characters from 140 to 200."

"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."

"Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide. If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020."

"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."

"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."

"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb. &nbsp; A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick. &nbsp; Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."

"The Toyota Prius will help reduce your gas bill and your sex life."

"Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money."

"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"

"I made my money the old-fashioned way... I used a printing press"