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Joke of the Day

"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."

"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."

"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."

"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"