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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"My foot wants to interact with your face. "

"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."

"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"

"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."

"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."

"Why is there a show called ""When Animals Attack""? It should be called ""When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."""