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Joke of the Day

"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"

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"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""